Jane Blonde

Jane Blonde is a former spy for the Global Secret Government. She has had different occupations since leaving the agency, and is currently a resident protector of Void City.

Bio
Not much has been revealed about Jane's pre-Void life except for a few missions revealed through flashbacks. She was one of the Global Secret Government's best agents alongside her best friend Rachel Red. Her arrival in Void City coincided with an uncharacteristically high rate of Mission Failures, eventually leading to her dismissal from service. Retiring in relative disgrace, she settled in Void City permanently.

Early Years and Career

 * Born to XXXX and XXXX [identities classified]
 * Became an agent of the Global Secret Government at 15
 * Studied under the Advanced American Concentration Association (AACA); befriended Darius Corry [“JB vs. Corry”]
 * Befriended Rachel Red on UN Island; graduated with honors from GSG Shadow School
 * Completed first field mission in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; first fought The Brazilian and Black Diamond; rescued Dr. Cody [JB Topicalia, in EnterVoid Anthology Volume 1]
 * Had a brief romance with Sebastian Rockwell while working in Ravenia [“JB vs. Sebastian Rockwell]
 * Crossed paths with Dr. Fabulous? [“JB Intro”]

Void City Operations

 * Sent to Void City to capture Tony Faraday [“JB vs. Tony Faraday”]
 * Attempted to obtain intel on the Orphanage; caught in explosion set by Agent Koba [“JB vs. Agent Koba”]
 * Attempted to capture Beethoven the Wolf; persuaded against it by his ally Aesimi, and subsequently allowed their escape [“JB vs. Aesimi & Beethoven”]
 * Encountered Chia Hui’s sheep [“JB vs. Chia-Hui”]
 * Investigated Johnny Patch for suspected weapons smuggling racket [JB vs. Johnny Patch"]
 * Botched an attempt to arrest General Misconduct [“JB vs. General Misconduct”]
 * Imprisoned in a Void City “sex camp”; rescued by Scuba 57 of Baron Idiot’s Scuba Men [“JB vs. Baron Idiot”]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Trained with Victor Wu to infiltrate Battle Chef circuit ["JB/May Wu vs. Ethanol Jones/TLBot - JB/May's side"]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Fired from the Global Secret Government [“JB: Dark Roots and Highlights”]

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Post-Agency - The Burlesque Boudoir Era

 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Befriended Mr. Tofu [“JB vs. Mr. Tofu”]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Reunited with Darius Corry [“JB vs. Corry”]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Began working for General Misconduct’s Burlesque Boudoir; met bouncer Viktor Arkadov [“JB: Dark Roots and Highlights”]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Experienced pre-programmed dream-state; met The Scheduler [“JB vs. Lophii Formes”]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Survived Killer Byte’s assassination attempt; began part-time work for the Scheduler and alliance with Killer Byte [“JB vs. Killer Byte”]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Took down Vulturian Nationals (aka the Bonepickers) at the Ravenian Embassy; “reconnected” with Sebastian Rockwell [“JB vs. Sebastian Rockwell]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Met Lived Iblis and Kotori Ky La Diablo after a crashed private show at the Burlesque Boudoir ["Lived Iblis vs. Kotori Ky vs. Jane Blonde"]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Broke up with Viktor ["Lived Iblis vs. Kotori Ky vs. JB"]

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Post-Agency - Amnesia and Possession

 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Survived an assassination attempt by Shrapnel Girl, receiving facial and bodily scars, and partial memory loss ["Shrapnel Girl vs. JB"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;font-size:13px;">While hospitalized, heard from Corry about experimental electro-therapy to treat memory loss [“Jane’s Brain Part 1: Anterograde”]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Briefly returned to work at the Boudoir; entertained a disguised Dr. Ethos ["Dr. Ethos vs. JB"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Became possessed by Black Dog, Barnyard Butchers, and Dipuc Sore, as their Resurrection Vessel ["All Together Now Tournament: Round 1"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Under Dipuc's influence, carved his symbol into her chest and detonated a bomb in Burlesque Boudoir, resulting in Scuba 57's death ["All Together Now Tournament: Round 2"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Freed from all possession by Estrella D'Muerte and Kaisho Ponbiki ["All Together Now Tournament: Round 2"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Defended herself against Death-seeking Niles; decided to undergo Corry's therapy ["NILES vs. JB"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Went with Corry to Ethos' lab; acquired Ethos' aid and the use of Mnemosyne, the Psychic Robot ["Dr. Ethos vs. JB"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Encountered teleporting youth Boek Aestrin; battled Snow White and Rose Red (remnants of Brownstone Castle) alongside Ethos and Corry ["JB vs. Boek"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Hunted down renegade mimic Munkei alongside Viktor and General Misconduct ["JB vs. Munkei"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Captured by Bonepickers; rescued by old friend Gossamer Swan ["JB vs. Gossamer Swan--Jane's Side"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Joined Gossamer Swan for Girl's Night Out ["JB vs. Gossamer Swan--Swan's Side"]

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Post-Agency - The Black Magic Lounge Era

 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Held off a brutal gang attack alongside Udesuline ["JB vs. Udesuline--Udesuline's Side"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">With Udesuline, visited the Black Magic Lounge for memory retrieval; met Mr. Whisper and Masixea, and got a job ["JB vs. Udesuline--Jane's Side"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Battled Dr. Rhino, then reunited him with his former flame Masixea ["JB vs. Dr. Rhino"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Trained to serve customers; met Everose Lovehaven ["JB vs. Everose Lovehaven"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Attacked by vengeful Scuba Men, with investigator Agent Elle getting scarred in the process; targeted by The Brazilian, and 'Udesuline' ["Elle vs. JB"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Informed by Elle that Scuba 57 is alive ["Jane vs. Elle: Aftermath"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Moved in with Charlie Burns and Tess; attacked by Charlie's old friend Karl ["JB vs. Charlie Burns"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Met KJV while crying in a supermarket over a cereal mascot that looked like Scuba 57 ["JB vs. KJV"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Dined at Wu Foods; "met" Victor Wu and his daughter May Wu plus Ethanol Jones, and TLBot ["JB/May Wu vs. Ethanol Jones/TLBot - JB/May's side"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Battled The Garnish Team (Sal LaSalle/Pete Peppino) alongside May Wu and TLBot ["JB/May Wu vs. Ethanol Jones/TLBot - JB/May's side"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Hired to locate the Wok of Ages, but received it from a future version of TLBot ["JB/May Wu vs. Ethanol Jones/TLBot - EJ/TL's side"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">Went to Wu's restaurant to use the Wok of Ages in a ritual [TTT Round Up! Week One"]


 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:tahoma,sans-serif;line-height:16.363636016845703px;">With May's help, used the Wok to summon Nausicaa, Goddess of Time; traveled through her mind's fog, discovered Dipuc living there, and was told she must forgive herself to regain her memories; left the restaurant to stop Hiemie's apocalyptic plan for Void City ["Jane's Brain Part 2: A Wok to Remember"]

Design
Jane Blonde was originally created by Mr. Kent in the mid-1990s. Her original stories focused on her friendship with Rachel Red and her romance with fellow spy Danny Dark.